Breaking: The Academy Awards Bans Tom Hanks for Life, “He’s Extremely Creepy And Woke”

In a shocking turn of events, the Academy Awards has made headlines by banning beloved actor Tom Hanks from all future ceremonies, citing allegations of being “extremely creepy and woke.” The announcement sent shockwaves through Hollywood and left fans around the globe bewildered and divided. As one of the most revered figures in the entertainment industry, Tom Hanks’ ousting raises questions about the intersection of personal conduct, political views, and professional recognition.