Breaking: Academy of Music Bans Taylor Swift for Life, ‘You’ve Become Woke’

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry and beyond, the esteemed Academy of Music has announced a lifetime ban on Taylor Swift, citing her transformation into a ‘woke’ icon as the primary reason. This unprecedented decision not only marks a significant moment in Swift’s career but also ignites a broader debate on artistic expression, cultural evolution, and the role of institutions in policing the boundaries of both.